My Cat > Women
I’m going to talk about my cat today. He’s called Finn and he’s an absolutely lovely feline(The name for the family which cats belong to along with jaguars and tigers).
If a woman acted like Finn, she would be the perfect model. He does nothing, is quiet, knows what he wants, he’s quiet unless he’s not fed (He is a house cat). And when I’m docile and tired, he climbs on the armrest of my chair and we just sit together. And when he’s had enough, he just goes away calmly without making any commotion and satisfied. Most of the time he just sleeps and eats, drinks then goes back to sleep on his own time.
Women talk too much, are too emotional, most need everything spoonfed to them, they always try to interfere and get on top of a topic, and so on.
Finn is also very well trained. He knows when we want him to stay in one room while we sleep. He is also useful, very different from most women. See, we had mice the other day, but Finn, he just hunted them down without us telling him too. Even disposed of them for us. And all he asks for is food, water and love.
All in all, I don’t need women that much because I have my cat. Does everything a woman does without the bitching and emotional problems.
-Necroswordsman
Oh, and the stray black cat I took in that was left behind when I bought my condo…he rocks. I call him Mr. Man. He gets along with my Labrodor Retriever and has the coolest personality. He walks with me when I walk the mutt. He rocks. I almost started looking for a home for him, but grew too attached. I had not been very fond of cats and am allergic, but I love his mannerism. Heard this is typical of male cats vs females.
Comment by Sparky — February 20, 2007 @ 11:48 am
Glad to hear. But take time to donate if you can.
Comment by necroswordsman — February 20, 2007 @ 11:53 am
Well, I love cats too. For the same characteristics mentioned in the article, but I don’t think that it’s fair to compare a cat to a human.
I could come up with the same amount of reason with similar value which prove that a cat is better than a man, but I wouldn’t do it. Because its offensive.
You cannot compare a man to a cat, you cannot compare a man to an animal.
Comment by Gabby — February 21, 2007 @ 7:20 pm
I have one cat. Seriously. I call the cat “Cat”.
I feed the cat, pet the cat, take the cat to the vet sometimes. The cat is female, and a kick-butt mouser. Why do I like female cats?
Beside the obvious metaphorical context, my cat does catly things that are really Manly in effect. She does things. She don’t wait on me at all. I don’t have to say, “Get out and go do something”. The cat says, “Meow” and I agree with her. It works for us both.
I sometimes pet the Cat. The cat enjoys it, then leaves to go do something. I like that.
Of course, the cat is not human, otherwise, I would have to listen to that cat gripe ALL the damn time. Probably why I won’t date a woman named Kat. Just doesn’t feel right.
Comment by Stupid Gorrilla Man — March 2, 2007 @ 11:06 am